It’s a bird! It’s a plane!! No -- it’s Boatman!!! Faster than a speeding bullet, he bursts out of the fog, executes a perfect “J” power swerve, and stands steadfastly in control of his Boatmobile while it takes off to fly in search of those bad lobster poachers.

Amateurs: Don’t try this. (Brooklin, Maine)

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